Is like an Irish guy without a city job.

You can remedy this situation by finding me employment with the Streets & Sanitation department. Or better yet, help us come up with a slogan for the Daily News.

Send us a comment with your ideas.

Here's a few to get you started:

-An Independent Newspaper (the old CDN motto)

- Only in Chicago

- Chicago, 24/7

-All Chicago, All the Time