Yes, it's true: America made history last night.

For the first time ever, the President of the United States of America will possess one quality that sets him apart from the rest; that shows his true commitment to excellence; that proves the strength of his character; that displays the wisdom and dignity of a great leader.

All the rumors you've heard are true: President Elect of the United States of America Barack Obama is a die hard White Sox fan.

He's thrown out the first pitch of an ALCS game at the Cell, greeted the World Series-champion Sox at the White House and conferred with his friend and Sox GM Ken Williams about the team's pitching.

After all, a productive 5-man starting rotation is always change we can believe in.

Also, let the record show, Obama advocated an 8-team playoff system to decide the nation champion in college football instead of the wishy washy bowl system.

The man is wise.