Number 1: Hire a real head coach

Eric Snow, Elston Turner, Tyrone Corbin, Jeff Bzdelik, Kurt Rambis, Brian Shaw... are we expected to take these coaching candidates seriously?

Number 2: Draft Derrick Rose

Joakim Noah doesn't need anyone else to smoke weed with. He needs a pure point guard who can run an offense, defend, and get his head above the rim. Michael Beasley scored a ton in college, but he's a tweener with a potential attitude problems (the last thing the Bulls need).

So to help Paxson remember this lengthy list of tasks, I'm recommending he use a To-Do Tattoo. He simply draws on himself with a sharpie.